How to Publish a Novel
“You’ve finished your novel,” says a friend or family member to me. “Now what?”
“Try to get it published,” I reply.
“Well duh,” says the friend or family member, “but how do you do that?”
“Simple,” I say. “All it takes is faith and trust, and a little bit of pixie dust.”
My friend or family member’s eyebrows scrunch. “Isn’t that how you fly?”
Oh, right. I sometimes get mixed up, because getting published can seem about as impossible as flying.
The good news is, while no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be able to fly (somewhere, a fairy just fell down dead from my implication that there’s no such thing as pixie dust), persistent work may land me a publishing contract. If I get lucky. (See, I do believe in fairies, as well as their dust.)
What I’ve discovered inquiring non-writer minds want to know is: what exactly is that work which, combined with luck, gets a writer published? That’s what I’m here to tell you. Read the rest of this entry »
