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Soap Opera Digest

I planned to fix teriyaki chicken for supper tonight – you know, actually cook real food while my brother’s here, instead of something lame like hot dogs.  So I thawed three chicken breasts in the microwave, then set the dish in the sink so as not to spread bacteria whilst I rinsed and removed the [...]

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The only apples worth having are Granny Smiths and computers

Everything that could have gone wrong did.
I speak of painting over the pink floral and blue appled wallpaper in the guest bathroom.
Sunday I primed.  A quart of prime was supposed to cover a 10×10 room.  Our bathroom is much smaller than 10×10.  Even though I only applied a very thin coat of primer, I ran [...]

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The absent-minded not-professor

Wednesday, 7:45 AM
Lisa, drinking coffee at her computer, startles as Jeff’s voice bellows from upstairs:  “Were the heck are my keys?”
This is much funnier if you know that just the night before Lisa, in a fit of what Alyssa would call “drawing lines to read between,” accused Jeff of trashing her house by leaving his [...]

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Green-thumbed Girl

“How housewifely of you!” Jeff said with some surprise when I told him I’d spent part of my day weeding the garden.  How housewifely, indeed.  I’d never weeded a garden before today, and considering the way I tend to butcher things like cooking and have a history of killing mums, I approached the task with [...]

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Laundered Technology

Another housekeeping disaster has occurred in the Burt household, this time related only to the kitchen in that the laundry room is attached to the kitchen.  Yes – it was a laundry accident.  Yes – LR does the laundry.  No – it was not LR’s fault.  It’s Mr. Burt’s responsibility to empty his jeans pockets [...]

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