Archive > September 2008

That’s my name - don’t wear it out!

This advertisement found its way into our mailbox today:

Aside from the fact that this has to be one of the dorkiest and pointless wastes of money I’ve ever heard of, why would I need to order a personalized sweatshirt, t-shirt, or cap when I’ve already got the personalized postcard?
Also, did everyone on my street get [...]

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Warning: Instructions May Be Stupid

I just heated up a Hot Pocket for lunch.  The name pretty much indicates that after I stick it in the microwave, I’ll have a pocket of gooey cheesy pepperoni hotness, right?  I mean, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to connect the name Hot Pocket with the notion of high temperatures, does it?
The cardboard [...]

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