To borrow the immortal words of Scarlett O’Hara, I hate and despise politics, and I’ll hate and despise them till the day I die.
Nonetheless, I’m interested in politics.
Last election’s increasingly polarized Red State vs. Blue State mentality made me ask myself a lot of questions: Is there really such a great divide between the [...]
Archive > May 2007
LR Endorses…
Houston, we have a problem.
A sand problem, that is.
Well - that’s what the Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman said.
After he dumped a cupful of sand onto our carpet.
He drove all the way to Oklahoma to get that white sand. Because it’s ashtray sand, and smoking’s out in Texas. He quit smoking fifteen years ago. And he bet [...]
Look my age?
Once again, I have succumbed the urge to do something drastic to my hair. I got a pixie cut:
So, do you think if I were to walk over to Albertsons, as I did one day recently, this would happen to me again? You know those ice pops — those little plastic sheathes with [...]
Miss Kayla Berry commands you to tell her three very amusing things
This post is dedicated to my brother’s lovely girlfriend, Kayla, who is already bored and hot on her summer vacation, and asked me to amuse her.
As most of you know, the seventh and final installment of the Harry Potter series is due out June 21. I’ve got my copy pre-ordered to pick up the day [...]